Molehills Into Mountains

thetittysheriff:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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lztybrn:

vomology:

promo4homo:

barfing:

who remembers bettyspaghetty

unrealistic expectations for the female body

Knees weak arms spaghetti

when ur mom comes home and betty spagheti

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theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

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nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

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umbreonly:

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

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snorlaxatives:

people who use a selfie for their cover photo on facebook

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drarna:

i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me

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kansass:

*melts my purity ring and molds it into a sword* 

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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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