Molehills Into Mountains

4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:43:06 -0400

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:34:37 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:26:04 -0400

terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:17:50 -0400

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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nitemarephantom: #omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:08:49 -0400

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:00:17 -0400

umbreonly: dickflavouredsoup: her eyes were the colour of

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:51:55 -0400

umbreonly:

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

snorlaxatives: people who use a selfie for their cover photo on facebook

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:42:58 -0400

snorlaxatives:

people who use a selfie for their cover photo on facebook

drarna: i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:34:21 -0400

drarna:

i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me

kansass: melts my purity ring and molds it into a sword

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:25:48 -0400

kansass:

*melts my purity ring and molds it into a sword*

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:17:12 -0400

grumpys: i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:08:41 -0400

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:00:12 -0400

youremydirtydisease: crrrash: you have never seen your own face, only reflections and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:51:41 -0400

youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures

something is always touching you

you can always see your nose

your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth

you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does

you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:43:38 -0400

stayburned: zooeyclairedeschanel: yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:34:44 -0400

stayburned:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

this text post makes me feel so good about myself

did-you-kno: Source

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:26:08 -0400

did-you-kno:

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:17:38 -0400

panickyintheuk: icanttellyouwhotobe: androcidal: home-of-amazo...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:08:38 -0400

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

enfeebler: naathaaaly: Reason why I hate cats. They’re so...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:52:10 -0400

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet